12 rules nerds have to know.

yesterday i went for ''She is out of my league'' with Edwin Kim.
a pretty nice movie, especially for nerds.
i rate it highly for 4/5.

so, i came out with a few facts that nerds might need to know in term of relationship stuff.
so, here it goes.

rules no.1: never ever get the most popular girl in the college.
why? cause we nerds will be put under the microscope.
we just dun like spot light, right?

rules no.2: never ever talk to your crush for more than 3 sentences.
why? because you doesn't want to on drugs all day long rite?
hi, bye. (2 words, i mean it!)

rules no.3: never look them in the eyes
yeah, it's beautiful, but hell no,
control yourself, those little nice eyes may hit you like a truck!
bam! you are hit!

rules no.4: never ever let girls manipulate your mind.
yeah, i know it's hard. but, get yourself busy.
it's torturing to miss a person.

rules no.5: don't do kinky stuff (chuin yee and Jean, for you people)
why? cause you are nerd, not a freak! there are differences!

rules no.6: never skip 2.
yeah, she is a 10, and u are a 5, so, u have to skip 5! it's not possible.
even it is only 2, you may end up in the bin.

rules no.7: never ever forget who you are
u are nerds and dun pretend that you are not one. cause it's tiring.
just be honest to her and yourself. don't act cool, you look stupid.

rules no.8: never compare yourself with dudes around her.
yeah, u are 5, u have tummy, u have weird hair,
and those dudes are 10, 8, 9.
but nerds, you people are unique.
(even though girls dont feel so)

rules no.9: never ever be a desperado.
just watch the trailer, it explain all ( the ending part)
but in fact you are a pig ( with a spec)
so, built it up slowly with stability. never rush things.
things come fast, goes fast.

rules no. 10: never ever hide your sexuality.
nerds aint no equal gay. but many girls thinks so.
cause nerds only hang out with nerds with dicks.
and when you really fall and confess,
bam!
''you are telling me you are not gay? oh my god! i thought....''
fuck! she is just treating you as a gay best friend!

rules no.11: never confess if you are not 100 percent sure
i have seen a lot of nerds getting bam in their head.
''i'm sorry, we are just friends.
but i have to show your love letter to my friend''
fuck, that is embarrassing ( i kena once)

rules no. 12: ignore all those rules above.
cause if she really love you, you are always 10.
just treat her with loyalty,
care, and respect her cause she is your 10.
you know, when we are in love, fuck those rules!
we will do anything.
even though girls are evil, but i understand it's helpless when you are hit.
so, just follow the flow and ready for the roller coaster ride.

lastly, just be the ''Moodle'' (do not believe the trailer).
don't always think about getting laid. (u know who i mean)
love and sex is totally a different thing.

make love, not make sex.
god bless you people, nerds.

(call me out if you nerds need some drink,
cause i'm pretty empty and fucking lost.)